Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
