McDonald's jokes

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Karen walks into McDonald's.

Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??

Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!

Lady at the counter: yes miss.

Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.

Lady at the counter: *sweats*

Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's.

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.