What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
why is calculus called calc? because you need a calculator. lol
What is the highest number?
420.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
3+3=****
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
