Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
was (DYM 144).
Google search = 3.141592...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
A rhombus.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.