How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
So 666-3629, so get it?
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
