Mathematics jokes
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
10+10
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
was (DYM 144).
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
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