Mathematics jokes
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
1+1? Too hard.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.