Mathematics jokes
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
A rhombus.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
1+1? Too hard.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.