Mathematics jokes
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
was (DYM 144).
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Google search = 3.141592...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
A rhombus.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
1+1? Too hard.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.