Math jokes
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
Not quite my tempo
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.