Math jokes
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
89 cows = 0 cows.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!