Math jokes
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Memes
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What's 1 + 1?
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.