How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What's 1 + 1?
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
