Math jokes
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What's 1 + 1?
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".