I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
what to you do to 7 to make it even? take off the S
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What's 1 + 1?
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
(6x9)+6+9=69
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
