Dear algebra, I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
There r 3 things wong wit dis world.
1. Spelin
B. Maths
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Why did the math book go to the psychologist? -- It had too many problems.
how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s
1 + 1 = window
So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says "get the belt" Johnny says "why?" His mother says "im gonna spank you for failing" Johnny says "so just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life) and I kept getting zero
Hey math: I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could COUNT his BARS
