Math jokes
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Memes
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What's 1 + 1?
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL