Math jokes
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
It's ALWAYS like this
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What's 1 + 1?
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.