Math jokes
I cum (Can't understand math).
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Poop.
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What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.