Math

Math jokes

Number

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Beer

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can't drink and derive.

Memes

Mathematician

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.

The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

Number

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Cow

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

Teacher

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"