My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
what’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
3+3=****
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
