Math jokes
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
(6x9)+6+9=69
Memes
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What's 6 plus 7?
67.