Math jokes
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
(6x9)+6+9=69
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.