Math Jokes

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so there was a reason why I hated math I suck at proplem solving

Theres only 3 types of people the ones who can count and the ones that cant

I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y

Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!

I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."

"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)

Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing: Ninga has ligma

Dear algebra, I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

You: what you doing I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math hahahahaha

What did the math acorn say when it grew up?

Gee-I'm-a-tree.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9 Then why was 10 afraid

Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11

imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht

What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?

Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)