Math jokes
3+3=****
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
It's true though
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.