A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot π₯
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Whatβs 23 times 2?
A potato.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Iβm really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog canβt eat their homework.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
