Math jokes

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

3+3=****

What's 6 plus 7?

67.

What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!

I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.

It was one-sided.

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.

Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.

A: Carrot 🥕

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.