Math jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
1+1? Too hard.