Math Jokes

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !

There was a doctors room filled with 20 women 4 kids 15 men and 1dog However there were forty foreheads. How is this possible.(they will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads)

Because there are 40 foreheads not 44 heads

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal

best part about being an orphan?

not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling what's 2*3!!! And you crying idk!!!

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot

Calculate my dick, virgins

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

MC Squared

IX+X=XXI So XXI is two legions into one.

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 But do you know why 9 is scared of 7? Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. (3 squared)

Why are gay ppl so bad at math? Because they cant multiply.

poop

Write 317537 on your calulator and turn it over to spell leslie

Why is 1026 afraid of 1028? Because 102 8 1029

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.