whats a snakes favourite subject?
well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist? -- It had too many problems.
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s
1 + 1 = window
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life) and I kept getting zero
Hey math: I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
How does a cow do math? With a cow-culator
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
