I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Math Jokes
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
3+3=****
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
It's true though
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
