Math jokes
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
3+3=****
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Memes
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕