Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
I am Marios Brother
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
Yo mama so fat. In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet
What is Marios Favorite Website? -Yahoo
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road, and yelled out, "MARIO KART!"
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
One thing you can ask mario.
Can you jump up and down for me
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
