I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!
wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros
Super Mario
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like your having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became mario
Why did the chicken cross the road? To mario
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m doin your mom. Yes yours! I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup? She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart. I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start. She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000! Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
In mario, it is called a zoomba, but if it was real, it would be boomba
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
