Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
