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I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.