Manufacturer jokes
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Community talk
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
Republicans have … Read more
The Ferrari F40 (Type F120) is a mid-engine, rear-wheel drive sports car engineered by Nicola Materazzi with styling by Pininfarina. It was built from 1987 until 1992, with the LM and GTE race car versions continuing production until 1994 and 1996 respectively. As the successor to the 288 GTO (also engineered by Materazzi), it was designed to celebrate Ferrari's 40th anniversary and was the last Ferrari automobile pe… Read more