Mama jokes

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,

answer the phone with this:

"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"

or

"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"

Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."