Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!