Mama jokes

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.