Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
