Mama

Mama jokes

Bartender

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Backroom

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Santa

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

Birth

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

Phone Call

Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,

answer the phone with this:

"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"

or

"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"

Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.

Yo mama

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

Picture

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

Yo mama

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."