Mama jokes
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama!
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.