Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.