Mama jokes
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with... CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!