Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.