Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
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Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.