Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.