yo mama has such a big forehead she is the CEO of foreheads
Yo mama so poor, she makes her own hand sanatizer.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the check
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
at 6 she wanted a happy mama at 8 she hated acting like a mom at 10 she was wanted to see her own smile agian at 11 she wanted to see her mom
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
