Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Your mama.
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"