You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, that I took a picture of her which was last christmas, and it's still printing today
your mama so fat the flash died half way running around her
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy she braids her eyebrows
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted Auicide she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so old she was Jesus' nanny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
who did yo mama marry.
JOE-MAMA.
Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Teacher: “Alright we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA
Yo mama so far I thought see was a beach whale
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
Yo mama so hot she can fit in a mug
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
joe mama
