Mama jokes

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!