Mama jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.