Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt!!! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
yo mama so fat she stand on the scale and the scale says: i want your weight no your phone number
I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
yo mama so fat even God could not life her spirits
Yo mama so American she deported Dora the explorer
yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS THEY SAID, "sorry you've had enough mam"
Yo mama so fat.COW
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side. 🍐
YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . 🍐🍆
yo mama is so dumb she sits on trump's wall 24 hours every day
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
yo mama i so dumb she’ll watch edited peppa pig all day long
Yo Mama is so huge when she was bone everyone died
I’m boutta go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
