Mama jokes

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: (cries)

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!