Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so American she deported Dora the explorer
