Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner -- and she looked.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
