Mama

Mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

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  • Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

    Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

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  • Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!