Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Your hairline so bad even your mama left you
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Whats one plus one
Yo mama
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
