yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to ugly contest they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the builder said “we can’t fix that!”
YO MAMA! Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat
She is the reason why people think that the earth is flat
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted taxi
WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED MY YO MAMA JOKES COMMENT NOW BITCH
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo Mamas so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
yo mama so slow she took nine months to make the joke, thank god mine only took 6
yo mama so fat she made fat albert jealous
yo mama so dumb when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said “open yo eyes”
yo mama so old she got nostalgia for the big bang
yo mama so old she witnessed noah building the ark
yo mama so dumb when I told her my friend was mute she said “cant you unmute her?”
Yo mama is so old she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
