Mama

Mama jokes

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"