Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
