Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
what is an orphan's favourite joke? yo mama jokes
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
