Your hairline so bad even your mama left you
yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum
Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free
Whats one plus one
Yo mama
Yo mama so fat. In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
your mama so ugly when she walked in the bank the had to turn of the cameras
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
Well yo mama is fat. And when she loses weight all the food that she has is hers but the Africans get none
Yo mama so fat. That when she went to take a crap... SHE COULDNT EVEN TAKE A CRAP!!!!
Mama milky
Yo mama so fat it took your dad 8 years to cme back woth the milk
There are 10 million million million million million million million millon particles in da universe that we can observe. Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
yo hairline is bigger than yo mamas boody
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
