Mama jokes
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.