Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
