Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Yo mama so fat that when she jump the earth was Shaking
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
