Ahaha I’m laugh because my friend so black his mama kill it the clown
Yo mama is so dumb her reflection said who are you
You is os black your mama fainted
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Yo mama so dumb she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any
you're mama so fat she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
your mama so slow she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
your mama so ugly even Dora can explore
your mama so ugly she went by a tv s and miss eight episodes
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Yo mama so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys WOULD find her attractive
Yo mama so fat that when she looks in to a mirror it always shatters,because her weight could be felt all around
Yo mama so tall she eats paramedic
Parademics so bad yo mama cant stop
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds
your mamas so ugly that when she looks in the mirror u can see micah
your mamas so fat that when she went to space there was no space left
your so ugly that when your mama had u she tried to give u away but there was nowhere to give u
yo mama's so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
