Yo mama so fat that she’s social distancing from herself
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
Ur mama so ugly when she went to the circus they thought she was pennywise mom.
Yo mama so fat when she had an interview for nasa they said we dont hire planets
jo mama so fat she thought saturn was des nuts
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
Yo mama so ugly that she give Freddy Krueger nightmares
Your mama so fat when she grew an inch she pushed the earth down.
what is an orphan's favourite joke? yo mama jokes
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
yo mama so fat she meets every world leader there is
lmao
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks
lmao
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUICKKKKKKK.
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
YO MAMA!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
