What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
