Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.