Mama jokes
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!