Mama jokes

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!