Mama

Mama Jokes

Mirror

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Joe mama

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Mind

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Movie

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Pond

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Dog

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.