Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.