Make jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten tickles.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

I don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.

What kind of bees make milk?

BooBees.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.