I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
What did the magician do as a trick in his show? Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
what a magic trick its soo bad
to bad chick
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
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what does cinderella wear to the beach
glass slipers
What’s a orphans favorite cereal.
Because it’s the only magical sting in his life
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
