2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
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what does cinderella wear to the beach
glass slipers
What’s a orphans favorite cereal.
Because it’s the only magical sting in his life
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
A magic genie tells Tom,"I can make anything of yours disappear!" Tom:[raises his mug]: Okay,get rid of my tea. Genie:poof! om:it didn't work.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
For all the Harry Potter fans:
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a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
