I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
