What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Magic Jokes
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
