Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!