Magic jokes
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is a car?
What is magic?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What is mail? Boring.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
Three friends were stuck in the desert. They were struggling and trying to find food when they found a magical lamp. They rubbed it and out came a genie, and the genie says, "Each of you friends get to have one wish." So the first friend said, "I wish to go home," same as the second one. The third friend said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were with me!"
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”