Magic jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is a car?
What is magic?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What is mail? Boring.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.