What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
