Lubricant

Lubricant Jokes

Smoking

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

Smoking

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

Elbow

What happens when you have dry elbows at work?

You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.

Shampoo

Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

Oil

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ πŸ’“ πŸ’• πŸ’– ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

Skunk

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep πŸ’€ under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Incest

Incest.

When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.

Fairy

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

Mouse

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Lube

What do you do when your baby starts screaming?

Use more lube.

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  • Smoking

    What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

    Stop and apply lubrication.

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