Lubricant jokes
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.