Cus jokes
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
It's cavers.
Coooper
Couy.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Callum Coulter
Community talk
Hi, I know I haven't been on here. I made a new account, long time no see.
How have you all been exactly?
(I remember this place cus charlie, cosmo, and mal)
why is daylight savings necessary? like what does a time change do to benefit us cus all it does for me is make it dark early and ruin my sleep schedule
currently failing my composition class cus my final paper got flagged as ai literally js because im a good writer 😋