Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
