Cus

Cus Jokes

Emo

Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.

Plain

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

School

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

Emo

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Rule

The 3 life rules:

1.

2.

3.

Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.

Hater

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Uranus

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

Depression

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Duck

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

Orphan

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Funeral

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

Swing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Orphan

Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?

Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!

Hoe

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

Love

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

Kobe Bryant

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.