Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why is 10 so sad cus it was in the middle of 9/11
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
ima start callin these hoes roosters cus any cock-A-do
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
why do orphan dip there cookies in water cus there dad never came back with milk ohhhhhhh
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
