Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
do you ever get that feeling where your just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots
Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground. I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president
your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because, they go waaaaaaaayyy back
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
