I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
The orphan was playing baseball, he hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
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What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
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i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
