Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
hey i misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago on september 7th 2001
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, "for the France!" And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, "long live the queen!" And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said "MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS"
why can't orphan's play baseball?
they don't know where home is
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn't have the time
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
