My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.

You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

I lost my case.

sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off!" The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers

roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where’s my tractor?

How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe