"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"