My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
My friend David lost his ID. Now he is just Dav.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/
They lost two towers.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
Ring Ring Hi I've been needing to call you your hairline has been found by dora after 25 years
Kid me: I lost my stick
Teacher : No you didn’t
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
