Lost Jokes

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE

Ur mama so fat when thanaos snapped his finger she only lost weight

Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life

Oh tissue, tender and so pure Absorbing pain, a whispered cure Each tear that falls, you gently hold A conduit for the stories untold

In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain

But madden, oh how you disrupt In your chaos, emotions erupt You twist and tangle, hearts collide Leaving us lost, unable to decide

Yet even in your tangled mess You bring forth growth, a rare finesse For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day

So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned Through tears and anger, joy and fears We find strength, as life perseveres

Short and sweet, this tale of strife Unraveling souls, seeking life Madden, because tissue, we may be But we'll rise above, forever free

were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases

When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

Today; Worst day ever

My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

what does the sign say on the hooker house say afterwards they were on lockdown? A. We're on lockdown get lost pervert.

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse

What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight

why did Micheal Jackson run because he lost his glove

Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.

dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly

Gwen I set out som chats for us just got to pr! btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff so I am usng my schol computer I don't have long but I will make sure to have som tim 4 u