Lost jokes
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.