Lost jokes
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.