Lost jokes
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?