Lost jokes
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Memes
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Iām part of the anti anime association, but Iām starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why canāt American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.