Lost jokes
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.