What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight? Slim shady
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings...he is being very brave about it though...he is totally unflappable
orphan: help im lost someone: wears your parents orphan: >;(
My sister lost two things today 1: Her virginity 2: Her job at the zoo
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him and now is your chance to make your escape he really is a little shit isn't he?!
Do u know how i lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus
were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
what does the sign say on the hooker house say afterwards they were on lockdown? A. We're on lockdown get lost pervert.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse
"Welcome to mama mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last weeks lost is this weeks sauce."
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly
📞 ☎️ What do you call a democrat that is a progressive? a democrat that lost in a presidential election
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote......Walrus the remote
