Lost jokes
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Memes
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.