Lost jokes
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.