Lost jokes
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.