Lost jokes
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.