Lost jokes
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Memes
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.