They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Ur mama so fat when thanaos snapped his finger she only lost weight
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
