Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle mommy i lost my teddybear the mommy water bottle said why don ́t you RECAP on what you said?
They don’t have to invest a lost into the Stephen Hawking wax statue though
I lost my job at a research facility,the people were too chill for me.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Ur mama so fat when thanaos snapped his finger she only lost weight
Why did the duck walk across the road I lost my pecker
Friend. Hi
Me. Do you know how lost there dad
Friend, me
Me, damn no not you
Frend,, then who?
Me , the offen kid
I gest were the the same
why is jenna marbles so funny? she lost all her marbles.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
I sat down and reminised about the past, I remembered all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe becoming a Tour Guide wasn't a good idea.
Why are the English so bad at chess? Bc they lost their queen.
3 men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish, the 1st man wished he was home with his family, the 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight? Slim shady
