Lost Jokes

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately, he quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately, she quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.

Friend. Hi

Me. Do you know how lost there dad

Friend, me

Me, damn no not you

Frend,, then who?

Me , the offen kid

I gest were the the same

I sat down and reminised about the past, I remembered all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe becoming a Tour Guide wasn't a good idea.

You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

why is jenna marbles so funny? she lost all her marbles.

Why are the English so bad at chess? Bc they lost their queen.

I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?

And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight? Slim shady

3 men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish, the 1st man wished he was home with his family, the 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.