Loss jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Orphan joke.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.