Loss jokes
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.