Loss jokes
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
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What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.