Loss jokes
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"