Loss jokes
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.