Loss jokes
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.