Loss jokes
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.