Loss jokes
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?