Loss jokes
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."