Loss jokes
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"