Loss jokes
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
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Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
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Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.