Loss jokes
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(