Loss jokes
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.