An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
