Loss jokes
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."