Loss jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
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Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
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Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.