Loss jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.