Loss

Loss jokes

Sister

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

Orphan

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

Orphan

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

Orphan

Orphan

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

Orphan

Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Homicide

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.