Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I see you.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
