Loss jokes
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."