Loss jokes
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.