Loss jokes
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.