Loss jokes
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.