Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.