Loss jokes
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!