Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.