Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Loss Jokes
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
