Loss jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.