Loss jokes
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.