What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Loss Jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
