Loss jokes
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.