Loss jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What was I saying again?
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.