Loss jokes
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Orphan, sorry.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.