Loss jokes
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Orphan, sorry.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.