Loss jokes
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Orphan, sorry.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...