My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
