Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Orphan, sorry.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.