Loss jokes
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Orphan, sorry.