Loss jokes
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Orphan, sorry.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.