Loss jokes
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Orphan, sorry.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.