Loss jokes
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!