What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."