Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."