Loss jokes
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."