Loss jokes
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
My dad died lol.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Everyone loves orphans, other than their parents of course.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.