Loss jokes
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.