Loss jokes
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.