Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.