Loss jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.