Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Orphan, sorry.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
