Loss jokes
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.