How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Kms.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
