Loss jokes
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.