Loss jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."