Loss jokes
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?