Loss jokes
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.