Loss jokes
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)