Loss

Loss jokes

Orphan

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Orphan

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Orphan

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

Orphan

How do you make orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap for their parents to come back.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make it clap until its parents come home.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back, unlike their dad.

Orphan

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Orphan

I saw a little boy begging for money.

I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents!"

Zookeeper

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Orphan

There is an upside to being an orphan.

Every bag of chips is family size.