Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...