What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
UHH, DADDY!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
My dad died lol.
I lost my bag. :(
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
