Loss jokes
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.