Loss jokes
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.