Loss jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"