Loss jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.