Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Loss Jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
